So this article might just be to piss off Batman fanboys but I am also unequivocally correct. This is something I’ve been saying for years but I feel like it’s important to actually back up my claims. So here we are, why Squirrel girl and Batman are the same. They are the same character, they are equally ridiculous and the victories they possess make no sense whatsoever. And as an added bonus why Squirrel Girl would beat Batman. And quite frankly it would be very easy for her, if we go feat for feat and defeat for defeat, Doreen is far more impressive than Bruce. Bruce loses on an extremely regular basis and his brooding would be no match for Doreen’s cute, adorable and creative brand of badassery. Now I of course do not expect you to take my word for it, though when it comes to comics that’s a pretty good strategy. I lay out all of my evidence in this article and it is overwhelming.
The real point of this article is to point out that these two characters are actually the same. It’s absolutely ridiculous that Squirrel Girl has the feats that she has, it’s absurd that she’s defeated some of the biggest and baddest of Marvel characters. Exactly as it is ridiculous for Batman to have the feats that he does. It makes no sense that he has been able to take down the entire Justice League. In reality (I know that’s a weird thing to say when discussing comics) an emo rich dude in a batsuit is not taking down Superman no matter how brilliant he is or how much money he has. Wonder Woman would beat him into a sludgy substance faster than he can process what’s happening to him. And I swear if I hear “with prep time” one more time I am going to lose my mind.